For those of you who are still sitting on the fence and debating whether or not ArDuffle can or will answer your question, I have compiled a few testimonials that you might find helpful. Please enjoy them, and maybe they will help you to get off the fence and ask ArDuffle your question.
Yaba Daba Dee Bee Daba. Ibi-da. Tenk you veddy much.
- Andy Kaufman
I’ve known ArDuffle for a long time now. He’s a real stand up cat. Uh huh, uh huh.
Who? ArDuffle?! You better believe he’s got all the answers. He even knows where the bodies are hidden.
- Jimmy Hoffa
He was my go to guy. You axe him your question and badda bing, badda boom, he’s givin’ out answers right and left over here.
- In a letter found in Al Capone’s Vault, the intended recipient is unknown, but some believe it was from a secret correspondence with Eliot Ness
He’s no Howard Hughes, and is a little rough around the edges, but he is a true gentleman.
- Amelia Earhart
We weren’t sure where we were, but we came across a life form of a greenish color, teardrop in shape with big floppy feet. He introduced himself as and seemed very helpful. Sergeant began to question him and without missing a beat he provided an answer for every question. He then took us to where we and which lead us to . And then we found ourselved back home.
- Exerpt from briefing of Captain of the USS Eldridge, Philadelphia Experiment files