I remember when I was a kid and couldn’t wait to grow up so I could do what I wanted. Now that I’m all grown up (although my wife would argue that point) I miss my youth. As it turns out, I don’t get to do whatever I want. I have been duped. I have to do a whole pile of things I don’t want to do, and then if there’s any time left over then I can do what I want. But as it turns out, when you get older what you really want to do is sleep. How did that happen?! I used to have such cool things I wanted to do. I was full of all kinds of dreams and aspirations. SLEEP?! Something has gone wrong somewhere. There was a breakdown in the system. My advice to the youth of today…stay young, it’s not as good as you think when you get older. It’s all responsibility and sleep. There isn’t anything cool here.

Now if you have no more questions, I’m heading off to bed. This stuff is exhausting. Whoah!!! It’s 8:00, no wonder I’m tired! Goodnight.