It’s amazing the lengths we will go to, to attract the opposite sex. They say that the first impression is the most important, but I say that later impressions can change the first impression drastically. If you wear a hair dickey on a date and establish a first impression that you are a macho man with lots of chest hair, and then later it is found out that you are as smooth as the day you were born, guess what? The first impression just changed from macho man to liar and false advertiser. I think the real question here is, why would you want to be with someone who wouldn’t like you for who you are anyway? The last thing you want is to wake up years from now and not even recognize yourself.

Besides, you either have to keep shaving your back for the rest of your life, or suffer the horrified look she’ll be sporting when she catches sight of your best sasquatch impression for the first time. It’s up to you.