Ok, honesty time, math is the bane of my existence. I don’t like math and it don’t like me, we have an understanding like that. In college I had to take algebra and I got through algebra 1 and 2 (it took some work to get through 2), but when it came time for 3…nope. I tried everything I could; I got a tutor, I studied day and night, I gave it everything I had. No matter what I did, I just wasn’t going to get it. My brain just doesn’t work that way. I’m an artist, we don’t see in straight, analytical lines, we see in swoopy, swishy paint strokes. If you can’t paint it or draw it I have no use for it. I just need to know how to count what I need to count, I can’t see any point in my life where I am going to need to quantify anything. I just don’t see any career changes into rocket science anywhere in the foreseeable future. As long as I can count my money so I don’t get shorted and can count my magic beans so I know none are missing then I am ok.

However, hillbilly math I can get on board with. You never have to worry about anything over 20. Why do you think they never wear shoes?