Life is full of choices; should I refinance my home? Which job is the right one for me? Do I want fries with that? So why complicate issues by trying to decide between a girlfriend or video game? The choice is obvious, go with the girlfriend with the video games. It’s kind of like the personal ad looking for a girlfriend who likes to fish and has a boat, please send photos of the boat. Don’t get me wrong, I like options, but I also like to keep things simple. Like putting peanut butter on my celery, the peanut butter may not be the healthiest thing, but the celery balances it out.

And just so there is no confusion here, of course I want fries with that. If I didn’t want fries with that I would have just made my own hamburger. However, I cannot make my own artery clogging sides.