I can think of a lot of times in my life that I stood there in a panic wishing I hadn’t done what I had just done. But I’m not sure that any would compare with standing there holding a live grenade in one hand and the pin in the other. That’s one of those situations that would be hard to think fast enough, you really only have a few choices. It can only be likened to answering your wife or girlfriend when she asks you if those jeans make her butt look big. The answer just slips out and you stand there in horror as you hope she didn’t hear you, and then you realize that there is no way she would have that look on her face if she didn’t. Life doesn’t have a do over button, but it does have a replay just before death. I think that is so you can watch the mistake you made to get you where you are, and all of the mistakes that lead up to that point.

Don’t worry about the person who asked this question though, it is not a real question. I saw this on Facebook and thought it was so funny I had to use it in an ArDuffle strip and share it with the rest of you.