It seems that there is no shortage of people in this world who wind up in the emergency room shortly after saying “Hey! Watch This!” I just saw a video the other day on YouTube where a guy was trying to reach his head through a running ceiling fan to get a tomato he had hung from the ceiling right above the fan. I’m not sure what his point was, and he was very adamant about how this had to be one perfect movement. Somewhere in his thinking, he figured that he had harnessed enough kung fu genius to stick his head into a running fan and retrieve the prize on the other side with split second speed and accuracy. As he was picking himself up off the floor and the, now defunct, fan was wobbling in the background of the video, I can’t help but think that somewhere in the back of his mind he was recalculating his actions for the next attempt. Some people just can’t be taught.
However, getting your hand super glued to a table is a problem that may not be the easiest to rectify. If you ask me, I think you are going to be at that table for a while. But look at it this way, you’ll be the first to every meal.