Ok, I’ll admit, I gave this answer mainly because I love saying “Liquid hot magma.” But it is true if you really think about it. Sure, you might experience weightlessness in the center of the earth, but I think you would have a hard time getting past the liquid hot magma (see? There it is again. Isn’t it fun? Liquid hot magma). Not that I think you would really have anything to worry about, the odds that you could ever dig that deep are completely against you. Although, it might be fun to see you try. Remember as kids when we would break out the shovels and try to dig our way to China? Those were fun days. You could do anything when you were a kid, especially when you are completely ignorant of things like liquid hot magma (*squee*). Although, it does seem like our holes to China always wound up becoming our small mud pie hole. Wow! We sure had a short attention span as kids. It seems like it didn’t take us long to completely lose track of what we were doing and go in a completely different direction. So like I was saying, kids sure are creative, but they do get distracted easily.

But it’s ok that kids get distracted, that’s what being a kid is all about, zipping around like a spider monkey all hopped up on Mountain Dew. You go ahead and enjoy life there Zippy.