I know it sounds weird, but I’m really not much of a food guy. I eat when I need to, and I eat how much I need to. I’m not one of those people that just thinks about food all the time. It is not a strange day for me to only eat one meal, and sometimes when I am really busy eating is more of a nuisance than anything. Kind of like sleep. There has to be a better way to get the nutrients we need without having to waste so much time getting it in. Not to mention that I had two older brothers and sometimes you needed to eat fast or you won’t be getting more (you might even lose what is on your plate). Don’t get me wrong, there are foods that I like, and if I’m not in too much of a hurry I will take the time to enjoy. But there are very few foods that make think about them longingly, but there are a couple. So, if you would just take less time eating and spend more time shoveling, you wouldn’t need a break and therefore wouldn’t need to rest your elbows on the table. See? Much easier than you thought huh?

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