It never ceases to amaze me how quick people are to say “it’s only a game” when they are losing. It sure makes it hard to get a good gloat going. Nothing brings down a solid victory dance like your opponent acting like he doesn’t care. Oh…it’s more than a game, it’s a sound thrashing and I don’t appreciate you putting a damper on my parade. NFL stars can spike the football, why can’t I have my day in the sun and spike the cards. So stop all the sportsmanship and take your medicine like a good boy. Go ahead and let the tears go, it’s good for the soul.

Although, if being a good sport is so important to you, you can go ahead and be a good sport when I lose okay? There, that should make you feel better.