One of the best memories of childhood is laughing so hard with your siblings that milk comes out your nose, but haven’t you ever wondered if that ever happens to cows? Can’t you just imagine seeing a bunch of cows out in the pasture yucking it up with each other and spraying milk all over the place? I think the tissue industry would have a nice little boon when they have to start supplying farms with cow size tissues. The farmers might not like it though, imagine the expense. Farmers would be chasing their cows down all the time to yell at them “hey you kids, stop all that laughing at the dinner table!”

I think it would be time to get into an industrial size t-shirt company, you could sell cow size shirts that say “Got Tissue?” There would be a small fortune in it for you.