I think it’s already disconcerting enough that I have to be in a small room with another human being that I don’t know very well with only a little front robe between us, and the fact that at some point they are going to have to go under that robe for something doesn’t ease the awkward tension. I can’t see any scenario with them being in the room while I get into that robe as a comfortable option. To make matters worse, if you have to make your way around the doctors office or hospital you will most definitely be sharing a full moon with everybody in your path. And if you’re really lucky they may even play Ray Stevens “The Streak” just to make a fun little game of it. I suppose that would be better than Creedence Clearwater Revivals “Bad Moon Rising.”

So for those of you who haven’t guessed it yet, I am a two robe guy. One goes in the front and one goes in the back. I am about as comfortable as a guy can be walking around in goofy hospital slippers and a breeze to my nether regions. Just don’t drop anything or you can just count it as lost. Even with the doubled up robes I don’t recommend squatting or bending over, it might not go the way you hope.