The Doctor is in.
It is my opinion that you people need help, and I am just the one to provide it. And it looks like I got here not a moment too soon.
I know what you’re thinking, “How can we possibly repay such kindness and invaluable advice from such a mind as this?” But don’t you worry, I am here to help. Your eternal gratitude is enough thanks for me.
Just send me your questions using the form over on the right, and I will help to see you through your plight. Any question will do. Advice, something that has perplexed you since you were a staggering little one. I will take all questions. I may not answer them, but I will take them.