Every night club is full of great pickup lines like “I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes” or “Be unique and different, say yes” or even “You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.” But women are wise to the cheesy pickup line, and yet it comes as some sort of big surprise to the typical bar hopper. The real problem isn’t necessarily the line, but the delivery. You can’t show up to a night club in skinny jeans, hair dickey, cheesy sunglasses and chewing gum and expect a line like “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” to work. You need to dress it up man. And there is nothing that can’t be classed up by a tuxedo t-shirt. They say “I’m classy but comfortable, smart but approachable, uptight but still know how to party.” With the right garb, even the worst pickup line becomes gold, and finding the woman of your dreams can finally be a lifetime truth.

So throw on your tux-t and get out there and find Mrs…whatever your name is. Oh, and you should probably keep the drinking to a minimum, it doesn’t matter how you dress, no pickup line sounds good to a woman when you are Shluring your esh’shh. And no girl wants her name shlurred, so unless you meet a Shirley or a Sharon you might be in trouble.