Abs of steel. Arms like canons framed by shoulders of pure marble. A powerhouse held aloft on legs like the trunks of mighty and proud oak trees. A vision to behold, a spectacle for the ages. To gaze upon such a sight would be to tremble….

Pbpbpbpbpbttt! Who needs all that when your working what I’ve got going on.

Helloooooooo Ladies…

That’s right…soak it all in.