Alone time is important for a man, it is that rare opportunity for him to express himself in a way that most women find gross, and let’s face it ladies you are not quiet about it. If you have a problem with some of your husbands more unsavory habits, you might want to give him a little alone time every once in a while. A man can only hold his true nature for so long before it starts to seep out onto the world around him.
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Squirrels are incredibly tricky little creatures, it can be enough to drive a person crazy trying to figure out a way to keep them out of places they don’t belong. Sometimes it seems that the only way to do it is to drive them crazy. If nothing else, you will get a nice, quiet place to rest while you try to explain to the doctors that you’re not crazy, just trying to get rid of some pesky squirrels. Good luck with that.
Men tend to think that fast food is plenty good for any eating event, let’s face it we also think Ramen is enough to sustain us indefinitely. However, women on the other hand like to be swept off their feet in a whirlwind of romance. If their place setting does not have five forks and some sort of crystal wear or fine China, your chances of seeing a second date are greatly diminished. But don’t you worry, because most fast food places carry the spork, razzle dazzle her with that. It’s a fork AND a spoon, that totally trumps 5 forks. If that doesn’t impress her, nothing will.
The Doctor is in.
It is my opinion that you people need help, and I am just the one to provide it. And it looks like I got here not a moment too soon.
I know what you’re thinking, “How can we possibly repay such kindness and invaluable advice from such a mind as this?” But don’t you worry, I am here to help. Your eternal gratitude is enough thanks for me.
Just send me your questions using the form over on the right, and I will help to see you through your plight. Any question will do. Advice, something that has perplexed you since you were a staggering little one. I will take all questions. I may not answer them, but I will take them.